Local Dragon Claims Innocence

Alice the dragon has once again found herself at the centre of controversy following reports of missing food, damaged property and a growing number of witnesses claiming to have heard suspiciously dragon-like giggling in the area.

The latest incident occurred earlier this week when a merchant awoke to discover an entire crate of pastries had vanished overnight. While no evidence was found at the scene, investigators did discover several unusually large footprints and a note reading:

“Wasn’t me.

– Alice”

When questioned by reporters from The Unseelie Gazette, Alice denied all wrongdoing.

“I am innocent,” she stated.

“Also, if anyone is missing pastries, I think we should keep an open mind and avoid jumping to conclusions.”

The dragon then reportedly burped.

This is not the first time Alice has found herself under scrutiny. Previous allegations have included stealing sausages from a tavern kitchen, sleeping on rooftops without permission and convincing a group of goblins that a wheelbarrow could fly.

Supporters argue that Alice has been unfairly targeted due to her size and reputation.

“People always blame the dragon,” said one local resident.

“Sometimes things simply catch fire on their own.”

Despite the accusations, Alice remains one of the most popular figures expected to attend the upcoming Unseelie Gathering.

At the time of publication, she had not been charged with any offences, though several bakers are reportedly keeping a close eye on their stock.

The investigation continues.